WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT TAXES?

"The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets."
-- Will Rogers

"The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."
...Thomas Jefferson

"A taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but who doesn't have to take a civil service examination."
-- Ronald Reagan

"They say that true democracy is a perfect marriage between people and the state -- and in April, the government reminds us that they married us for our money."
-- Anonymous

"A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it."
-- Ann Landers

"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."
-- Mark Twain

"The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money."
-- Tax Auditor

"The difference between death and taxes is that death is frequently painless."
-- Anonymous

...Though unlikely, we hope this lightens up your May a bit...

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